A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
...
he smiled and said,
“When u can’t laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again”
‘Learn to move on…!!'
Cheers & Have A Nice Day!!!!
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your mother always loved ...planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police
If You Have Food In Your Fridge, Clothes On Your Back, A Roof Over Your Head And A Place To Sleep, You Are Richer Than 75% Of The Entire World.
If You Have Money In Your Wallet, A Little Change & Can Go Anywhere You Want, You Are Among The Top 80% Of The Worlds Wealthy.
If You Woke Up This Morning With More Health Than Illness, You Are More Blessed Than The Million People Who Won't Survive This ...Week & Die.
If You Can Actually Read This Message & Understand It, You Are More Fortunate Than The 3 Billion People In The World Who Cannot See, Don't Know English, or Suffer Being Mentally Retarded.
Life Is Not About Problems, Targets, Goals, Achievements, High Salary Or Whatever Else,
Doesn't Matter...!
Its About A Thousand Other Reasons To Be HAPPY.. :)
